I told you I'd do it, so I did it.
Use this
www.wyncorporation.com/pokemon… to generate random Pokemon.
Then generate ONLY ONE Pokemon per question. If you get the same Pokemon twice, that is okay. Some questions require you to have more than one Pokemon, so in that case switch the generator # of Pokemon to the required amount needed.
1. You look to this Pokemon when you are in need of help in emergencies.
Breloom- Kay, these guys are cool.
2. People say you act a lot like this Pokemon.
Arcanine- FUCK YEAH.
3. People say you look a lot like this Pokemon.
Dunsparce- Not sure wether to laugh or cry *Cries*
4. This Pokemon is your favorite shiny.
Duskinor- ... Meh.
5. You sometimes mistake this Pokemon as your favorite legendary Pokemon.
Boldore- *Twitch* At what point in time would I mistake this for a RAYQUAZA or RESHIRAM?
6. This Pokemon is the most loyal to you.
Gurdurr- I'm sorry but, I really don't like gurdurr.
7. This Pokemon wants to kill you.
Camerupt- FUUUUUUU-
8. This Pokemon is in love with you.
Relicanth- Oh yayz.
9. This Pokemon is jealous of you for all the wrong reasons.
Blaziken- WHY WOULD IT BE JEALOUS OF ME?
10. This Pokemon watches you sleep.
Haunter- Ya know, that makes sense.
11. This Pokemon stole your bed.
Piloswine- ... GIVE IT BACK!
12. This Pokemon shares the same interests as you.
Probopass- NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13. This Pokemon is your husband/wife.
Ivysaur- ... Better than probopass.
14. You had triplets, these 3 Pokemon are your children.
Reshiram
Shedinja
Ursaring
Firstly I would adopt, secondly WTF??? A legendary, awesome ghost shell thing, and a bear as my children, WHUT.
15. This Pokemon massages your feet.
Dialga- Okaaayyyy...
16. This Pokemon lives under your bed.
Scraggy- Awww~ That's kind of cute.
17. Your missing Pokemon game was stolen by this Pokemon.
Lickitung- OH EFFF NAW, GIVE IT BACK RIGHT NOW!
18. This Pokemon is in the mood to drink a million cans of Pepsi.
Feraligatr- This makes sense. WHUT.
19. This Pokemon (in shiny form) defeated your most powerful Pokemon, although they are only level 1.
Happiny- Because it totally can defeat a level 76 empoleon who is much faster than it and knows hydro pump.
20. Finally... This Pokemon is you.
Deoxys (speed)-
I'MMA KILL YOU ALL WITH MAH SPEED~